braddolfpittler: eeelneeed: braddolfpittler: if you could taste flavours yellow would be happiest if you could taste flavors lmao i was so baked when i wrote this
love-in-plaster: Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart Omg my heart
dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom
torrescallie: why do good urls happen to ugly or abandoned blogs?
cyberdepressed: if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
coolestbloginamerica: your to do list: me me me me me me me
¿Siempre eres así de linda o son mis ganas de querer cogerte?– (via efimerabelleza)
Watching the Finale on my TV
calliope-plantain: *Ugly crying*
↖ is now accepting curious anons.
spencewright: when you think someone’s really cool and you have a lot in common and you know they’ll probably enjoy talking to you but YOU’RE STILL TOO SCARED TO APPROACH THEM OR TALK TO THEM ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT IN FEAR OF COMING OFF AS ANNOYING
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
You eat her pound cake. She eats your pound cake.– Mark Sloan (via sofiarobbin-sloantorres) Oh mark….. (via dont-calliope-me)
benedictsmith: I need a drink and a fuck and a smoke
analprolapsing: i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
thatfunnyblog: a movie where every line is a successful text post Funny Stuff you like?
luk3y: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The...
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...